For that's the Fearless Army Way!

Alright, Army. We already know we're better at a multitude of things:

Breakin' it down Gangnam Style...

Rocking the Black Gold...

Producing Presidents...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Presidents_of_the_United_States_by_education

Enforcing Standards...

Trend Setting...

Gray & Gold are totally in...
(source: http://pinterest.com/pin/151222499957280235/)

We've even got Ralph Lauren beat...
(image credit--and purchasing opportunity if you want to be this cool
for only $225.00:
http://www.ralphlauren.com/product/index.jsp?productId=16490396&cp)

Marching

And being the CLEAR fan favorite...

Saying "yaaaaay, Army!"

...among other things.

It's been eleven years and we know we're better on all other fronts, so PLEASE just this once let's apply our superiority to the field and WIN!

GO ARMY!

BEAT NAVY!